Soon Pariah Mun

just-shower-thoughts

3 should switch shapes with 4 because it looks like half of 8.

ugly

blinkpen

shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

slytherin-stud slytherin-stud

This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board

pudn

All the right turns at all the right thymez

Source: blinkpen

Dumb is never cute. So why do you, to yourself, just doop? Move down to this stoop that you have created for yourself, wrap this belt around your waist and continue the loop!

We caught'em sceaming, i’m intertwined. I’m in a loop

I hope all are not fucking idiots b4 it gets too late and instilled in them- so that when theyre on their death bed they dont have to look back and realize how fucking stupid they were - regretting their decision making and petrifying themselves -creating a karma loop -preventing them from evolving

never too many loop holes in an ego for this serpent eagle, im suited up in street clothes, casually defeating evils

jigglypuffsvevo

deliverusfromsburb

The fact that no time travelers have appeared to stop Donald Trump yet suggests one of two things: either he doesn’t win the election or he does and the entire world ends.

because-im-freaking-greed

Or Ted Cruz was the time traveller, and his participation in the race is part of a stable time loop which leads to Trump becoming President

deliverusfromsburb

Ted Cruz’s uncanny behavior and appearance are actually because he is an alien investigating the exact reasons why Earth became a charred cinder in galactic federation year 20967234. He dropped out when he realized the answer and is now making arrangements to be beamed away before it is too late.

youngvenuz youngvenuz

unfortunately due to a mishap during the beaming process he is sent to 1960’s northern california and is driven mad and thus becomes the zodiac killer

deliverusfromsburb

which we all gave him the idea for in the first place

Source: deliverusfromsburb